Airplane

On a recent trip to Europe.

So there was this burning smell on the plane, a lot of running around, flight attendant saying "I know folks, I know, we're investigating", captain coming out to check and all that and then the following announcement:

"we have an unusual announcement to make. We are experiencing a small...(*silence*)...minor electrical problem, resulting in a small...(*silence*) minor fire. We have to switch off all power to the main cabin and run on emergency lighting. As we will have no power in our galleys, this means that we will be able to serve only cold and non-cooked food. We won't be able to serve you coffee or tea. Also, we will have to shut off the entertainment system"